I’m studying to become an actress. What about you?
I’m a makeup artist! If you end up working on 6B, I’ll probably do your makeup.
I’m Alice. It’s actually nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too. What do you do?
Oh. Well, thank you, I suppose. That sounds a bit more than friendly.
Calm down homeboy, it’s a compliment. I don’t want you to bone me.
You must be really cool, then. If you don’t have that many friends.
I am all that cool.
I’m Barbie, you are?
That’s the way to get them, I suppose.
I now have a hot guy talking to me, so I think it works.
Most people start with a ‘hello’.
Most people also aren’t cool enough to hang with me.
Oh, never mind. That was directed to that stupid gossip blog,
Oh, well hon, those are girls who are like twenty seven and still living with their parents. Don’t get upset, they’re just bitches.