First day off since I came here. And I have nothing to do.
Oh, wow, you just think you’re so fucking cute, huh?
No, I’m not cute, I’m down right fuckable. Don’t act like you don’t know it either.
You live in Miami and spend most of your time indoors? I guess I can understand when the weather is so bipolar — but when it’s nice out, I find it nearly impossible to stay inside.
Well, I’m usually asleep in the daytime. We shoot at night mostly, since my show is horror. And cliche.
I need to hit up some hot girls. Like now. It’s been days since my last hookup.
And how long has it been since your last non-douchey sentence?
I’d bet you spend at least 95% of your time here in South Beach. It’s the foundation of Miami — it essentially is Miami, just with other neighborhoods branched out.
Um. I spend most of my time in my apartment.
Do you really? That’s awesome. You should walk down South Beach with a boombox.
I’m new here and I have no clue where South Beach is.
…Right. You’ll just keep elevator music on your iPod, just in case you happen to see me?
Like I don’t already. Elevator music is da bomb.
As long as there’s elevator music playing, I won’t.
I will always be playing elevator music when I’m near you then.
Elevator music really shouldn’t make you want to move so much.
I hope you never stop moving.